So I am reviving this old post lost in a database fiasco…
Lady pulls in driving a JK. Points at my foot pegs and says she doesn’t appreciate me having a gun on my Jeep.
Now it took a second for this stupidity to sink in.
I looked over at the Columbia County Deputy standing within earshot and he was smirking. This is the point where my wife tells me not to be an asshole. But she wasn’t here. So.
As I lifted my shirt and made my gun visible, I said “Well this should put a skidmark on your thong then!”.
She says “What the f***?” and looks at the deputy. He sips his coffee and points to his weapon and says “Mine is bigger.”
I freaking died. Should have got his name and bought him lunch.