Zero F*cks To Give
I don’t care if you have one. I do not need the latest and greatest cool gun to make me feel like my penis is bigger than your’s. Penis wave somewhere else.
But this guy caught my eye and I was looking at it at Bud’s Gun Shop. $297.00 plus local FFL Transfer fee. Not a bad price for a 6 shot 12 gauge shotgun. But then I got to thinking. I have a 6 shot 12 gauge shotgun here already. Yeah it’s old. 12 years or a little more. The finish is coming off. Might even be a little rust on it. Doesn’t have a 14 inch barrel, its 18 inches. Doesn’t have a phallic looking pistol grip but does have a nice shoulder stock that allows my wife to stabilize it if she ever has to shoot it. It is our “go to” home defense weapon.
But the biggest reason? $325.00 I could spend elsewhere for a gun that I will probably never use for it’s intended purpose. Home defense. So yeah. It’s a cool gun. But not one I am willing to spend any money on.
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