General

I don’t read, listen or watch the news. Primarily because most news reports are just stupid. And the persons reporting it have the journalistic skills of a common toad. My apologies to the toads.

In the article linked in the image to the right, the author makes the following statement when listing “lawful shootings” of savages by citizens:

On April 16, in Hampton, S.C., a homeowner was forced to rely on his Second Amendment rights to defend himself against two men who broke into his home. He lived less than a block away from the local police department, but that wasn’t close enough to ensure his personal safety.

The last sentence is what I am focusing on.  Does this ass clown think we live in Mayberry RFD?  With cops just hanging around the police station waiting for gutless lower lifeforms to commit crimes so they can get the call and all run out and jump in their cars and zoom to the scene of the crime?  They’re cops.  Not firefighters for fucks sake.

It would take most city cops longer to GET to the police station that it took for this homeowner to dispatch with the criminal.

 

Why I don’t care about your signs.

The fine print:

“Although weapons are banned from this municipal facility, the City of Racine cannot ensure the protection of visitors or it’s employees from individuals who unlawfully enter with weapons and does not offer protection against the actions of violators.”

Mine and my family’s safety and security is MY business and no one has the right to dictate how I ensure that. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

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So it is just not going to happen. Bottom line.

Based on FBI numbers, approximately 25% of the United States population own guns. On average, each gun owner has three. That is about 82 million gun owners, and 245 million guns.

So here are my challenges for the gun grabbing politicians…

Write one law that will be obeyed by the criminals that are using guns to hurt people that does not infringe on my Constitutional right to own a firearm.

And here’s the second part to this challenge. Let’s say you decide to unilaterally ban firearms. Just exactly HOW are you going to enforce that? 82 million lawful owners of 245 million firearms. How do you enforce that unilateral ban? I’ll wait.

Normally when I speak of public servants, elected or otherwise I try to show them the respect their office should be shown.

However, this mental midget has lost that privilege in one tweet after 12 people lost their lives in Virginia Beach, Virginia. A town I lived in for most of my adult life.

He will summon his ring of demons for common sense public safety laws, to hell with praying for victims.

So tell me Ralphie boy

Tell me exactly how these demonic rituals you plan on conducting are going to keep bad people from doing bad things and still allow me, a law abiding American to defend myself against people just like this?

I have never been so glad I left some place as I am the commonwealth of virginia (does not deserve to be capitalized).

So Ralphie boi I have this for you.

MOLON LABE BITCH!

I am going to be making this an “ongoing” post. I may add to it as I am going along. Or it may die. Some of you may recognize the hashtag #campergroupwoes So here we go.

Some of the things I have learned from the Facebook Camper Groups I belong to.  In no particular order.

1.  The only acceptable inverter/generator is a Honda.  Anything else and you are a lesser human being.  Onan only if self-contained.
2.  The only acceptable surge protector is a Progressive EMS.  See above for your status in humanity.  This is not based on experience that I have seen as yet.  Only because everyone else recommends it.
3.  People apparently “move away from home” for the weekend, doing the same stuff they do at home only in a camper.  Watch TV, watch  videos, play on Facebook.  Campgrounds are rated on availability of TV, WiFi and cell signals.
4.  There has not been a camper manufactured that is not a piece of shit.
5.  People spend an inordinate amount of time obsessing over a tank full of shit.
6.  There has not been a camper manufactured that doesn’t have a “hot water heater”.
7.  A sense of humor with the written word is a totally alien concept to most campers.
8.  Apparently, which spatula to use on your Blackstone griddle are grounds for near civil war.

More to be added as they occur to me.