Men and women go out and meet someone. Within hours they are naked together putting various body parts inside the other’s body, or their mouths on various body parts. Or they could have been married for XX years. Who cares. Yet people in this country lose their fucking minds over the possibility of a few specs of microscopic poop on a touch screen to order heart attacks in a sac. Get the fuck over it you idiots.
EDIT: This is a “Bathroom Pontification”.