It is genuinely impressive—almost majestic, really—how many of you navigate life with the situational awareness of a lobotomized goldfish.
Listen closely, because I clearly can’t use diagrams simple enough for your processing speed: a Tornado Warning signifies that the atmosphere is currently conducive to a disaster and there is rotation present. It is a “heads up,” not an invitation for you to lose your collective minds because the air moved.
I realize that processing a weather forecast delivered 36 hours in advance requires a level of cognitive function you haven’t quite mastered, but “windy” does not equal “tornado.” Your frantic, wide-eyed incompetence is no longer a quirk; it’s a public eyesore.
Do us all a favor: Google the basic mechanics of a storm before you open your mouth again. You’re making the rest of the species look bad, and frankly, it’s embarrassing to share an oxygen supply with people who find “wind” this confusing.
Listen closely, because I clearly can’t use diagrams simple enough for your processing speed: a Tornado Warning signifies that the atmosphere is currently conducive to a disaster and there is rotation present. It is a “heads up,” not an invitation for you to lose your collective minds because the air moved.
I realize that processing a weather forecast delivered 36 hours in advance requires a level of cognitive function you haven’t quite mastered, but “windy” does not equal “tornado.” Your frantic, wide-eyed incompetence is no longer a quirk; it’s a public eyesore.
Do us all a favor: Google the basic mechanics of a storm before you open your mouth again. You’re making the rest of the species look bad, and frankly, it’s embarrassing to share an oxygen supply with people who find “wind” this confusing.